Terms & Conditions

Welcome to my store. By placing an order through this website, you agree to the terms outlined below. These terms exist to keep things clear, honest, and as bias-free as lawn bowling allows.

1. Made-to-Order Products
All products are made to order — printed just for you. This means your shirt, mug, or hat doesn’t exist until you say so. Please double-check your order details and sizing before you check out.

2. Sizing & Color Disclaimer
Sizing charts are provided — please use them. We cannot accept returns due to incorrect size selection.

Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings. If you're browsing on a vintage monitor like the Radio Shack TRS-80 (bravo if so), colors may not render accurately. You've been gently warned.

3. Returns & Refunds
We do not accept returns unless the product is damaged or defective. If your item arrives with a manufacturing defect or is damaged in transit, please contact us within 7 days with a photo and your order number. We'll make it right.

4. Shipping & Delivery
Items are produced and shipped by our print partner. Production time is typically 2–5 business days, with shipping times depending on your location.

We do not guarantee delivery dates. Your merch will arrive — just like your best bowl — when it’s meant to.

5. Payment
All payments are processed securely through our e-commerce platform. We accept most major credit cards and PayPal.

6. Intellectual Property
All designs, slogans, and copy are the property of this store. Please don’t copy or reuse them without permission — it’s bad karma and worse lawn bowling etiquette.

7. Updates to Terms
We reserve the right to update these terms from time to time. When we do, we'll try not to make them longer or more boring than they need to be.

Thanks for shopping with us. May your lines be true, your bias intentional, and your merch well-worn.

Shipping Policy:

All items are made to order and typically ship within 2–5 business days of purchase.

Estimated delivery times (after production):
Canada: 3–9 business days
U.S.: 5–12 business days
UK & Australia: 7–21 business days
Rest of World: 10–25 business days

Tracking info will be emailed once your order is shipped. Shipping times may vary due to customs, carrier delays, or that one week where every country has a long weekend.

Customs & Import Fees:
Orders shipped outside of Canada may be subject to customs duties, VAT, or local taxes. These are the buyer’s responsibility and are not included in the item price or shipping cost. We’ll ship your order clearly labeled and with love — but we can’t control the border guards.

If your item arrives damaged, we’ll fix it. If it just arrives fashionably biased — wear it with pride.

Returns:

Because each item is custom-made just for you — like a perfectly biased bowl — I can't accept returns for sizing, color regret, or fear that your friends will bug you non-stop to "borrow" your merch.

So please, check the sizing guides carefully.

Note: Color rendering may vary depending on your display. If you're viewing your merch on a Commodore 64 (bravo, if you are), the color may not be perfectly illustrated.

But if your item arrives damaged or defective, I’ll absolutely make it right.
Because while our bias is intentional, mistakes are not.

Privacy Policy:

Your privacy matters. This page outlines how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit or make a purchase from our store.

1. Information We Collect
When you place an order, we collect the personal information you give us — like your name, shipping address, email, and payment details. That’s it. We do not collect anything weird or unnecessary.

2. How We Use Your Information
We use your info to:

Fulfill and ship your order
Communicate with you (like order updates)
Prevent fraud or abuse

3. Third-Party Services
Our store is hosted on Wix, and we use Printify to fulfill your orders. These platforms handle your data securely and only use it as needed to process transactions and shipping. No payment data is stored within my site.

We also use payment processors like Wix Payments, PayPal, or Stripe — depending on what you choose at checkout. They handle your payment info; we never see or store your credit card number.

4. Cookies
Yes, like every other website, we use cookies. These help us understand how people use our site, what pages they like, and whether our shirts are getting the attention they deserve. You can disable cookies in your browser if you prefer — no hard feelings.

5. Data Security
We do our best to protect your information. No system is perfect, but our platforms use encrypted connections and secure systems to keep your data safe.

6. Your Rights
You can request to:

* See what data we have
* Update your info
* Have your data deleted (unless we’re legally required to keep it)
* Just email us, and we’ll sort it out.

7. Updates to This Policy
We may update this privacy policy occasionally. The most recent version will always be posted here.

Contact
If you have any questions about your privacy or our policy, please contact us via the email listed on our site.

Thanks for trusting us with your data (and your fashion choices),
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Geoff from Victoria